❤️ confessions of a soon to be bedazzled butt bling hoe... ❤️
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Special shout out for the guy who says...
through a friend of a "friend" WHO pretends to be MY friend
"Don't shut me out"
but actively keeps you in the dark.
me: 🎧🎶
entry courtesy of: @MissSumThang
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QUOTE of the day:
FULL tits a fcuking head.
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a bird....
shaking it like it's hot and drops a beauty feather
ponderings of a beauty blinger butt:😍
a bird CAN still F-L-Y even if it looses a couple of feathers
🪶
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BEhind the scenes:
Elzora doing tricks with her pussy
🤹♀️
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MILFYmoment:
I W-A-N-T to do SumThang....
👀
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her: El'z...that guy really likes you.
me: Ya, he was SO excited to see me...
A-G-A-I-N, he paid triple the amount to see someone else and wrote about it.
🧐
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tHePeAnUtGallery....I K-N-O-W.
theSTOREcleark: I know.
theNUT(s): WE know.
him: I know
her: I KNOW.
me: KNOW W-H-A-TTTTTTTTTT.
👀
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HOThoe:
In my world, intimacy increases GOODwill.
💦
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YOU inspire people.
🐒🫏
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E-L-Z-O-R-A what in the fcuk are you doing....
🥸
Just on a walkabout...
I call it good headhunting.
There has to be more than JUST dickheads around these parts.
theNUT(s): 👀
mygirlfriends: 🤣
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Mister KNOW it fcuking all:
Elzora, you just need a sugar daddy...
me: I won't fcuk 'em raw.
...but thanks TIPS.
🐸
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SumGuy posts:
Hey folks! Looking for any recommendations on someone that is better than Blah. lol
Someone with some pisaz! Personality! Seems to be hard to find.
A-N-D what does bling butt reply:
When I perfect how to shoot ping pong balls out of my pu$$y I'll bump this thread again.
😂
her: Can I sell tickets lol we could call it Elzora ta da has pazza :)😅🤣
me: The ALGC might be all over THAT too 😅
🤣
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WORD of the day:
FCUK-a-rooooooooooooo
🤙😮
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him/she/her/them:
I make more than a doctor
me: 🤪
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them: trying to make plans,
...switching the plan,
delays...
adjusting THE P-L-A-N.
When we finally take off, and my GF wants to make a pitstop...
*pass the crash which was probably our trajectory if we left when we were suppose too*
me: the A-C-C-I-D-E-N-T already happened 🙄
them: 👀
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A-P-R-I-L showers might bring MAY flowers.
hoe2:☝️ Elzora, it's February
me: I know.
hoeWHOknows: your so clever Elzora...
them: Red Deer is NOT good Elzora
me: IT could be...and I-S when I'm there.
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her: I knew how special you are after talking for less than an hour
👀
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CrayCray at it's finest:
That monkey is from someone else's circus.
🤯
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HOE round table talk:
hoe7: I'm SO glad I got an IED....
ALLofUS: 👀
me: you mean an IUD.
ALLofUS: 🤣🤣
hoe7: oh, ha ha ha - Y-E-A-H. You know what I mean
me: be careful... i know a couple of women who gave birth and the IUD was stuck to the kids forehead when it came out
ALLofUS: 🤣🤣
hoe3: I got pregnant on plan b.
me: I got pregnant even on birth control...
hoe2: hmmm mmmmmmm.
hoe11: I was the only thing that didn't drip down my momma's leg....
ALLofUS: 👀
me: if abortion was legal when my mom was pregnant, I wouldn't be here.
hoe6: my mom wished she eat me.
hoe9: ..... I..... I might be pregnant
ALLofUS:👀
😬
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when a guy starts the complaint process:
*boss walks in like he owns the place....*
"I had to drive 45 minutes to cum see you..."
me: 👀
"This.....this and T-H-I-S......."
me: 👀
"That, this and this....."
me: 👀
"THIS, That, this and this....."
me: whoa. Lemme stop you right THERE.
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THIS has COST me... ME, over $700 just in the last 2 days....
....so YOU could see me.
a 3 hour commute one way- took over 5.
W-E were checked into dirty accommodations and I had to cancel 2 appointments
....the wheel on my roller case fell off. I haven't slept yet.
A-N-D.... you want to complain TO M-E?
him: 👀
me: I rarely complain. Infact I hardly ever DO. However you haven't even...
PAID me yet.... to listen to all THIS S-H-I-T.
So im going to suggest putting your....
DISCOUNTED promo rate on the counter and I will go start the shower for you.
him: 👀
me: ... A-N-D technically speaking and by ALL accounts, I'm fcuking you for free
him: You are right. I'm sorry. My W-I-F-E won't even do that.
me: 👀
I forgot, one MORE thing.....
I haven't eaten yet, so cum feed me your cock
him: 🍆💦
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The cum Lords:
Elzora, 👉THAT guy only wants ONE thing...
me: O-H? 😬
🤔
them: 👀
me: WHAT'S that?
The cum Lords: Y-O-U.
me: W-H-O?
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When you can't quite place a new face:
BUT, you know.... YOU know it.
After a brief intro...
she looks back and asks,
"Do you want anything...."
*replay*▶️
*rewind* ⏪
the look back...
*replay*▶️
*rewind*⏪
comes back, with H2O....
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I know... I know this face...
me: in the back seat running through the visual rolodex in my head.
A-N-D HE keeps popping into my head.
🧐
I K-N-O-W you KNOW that face TOO.
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theNUT(s): what are you listening too, El'z
THEpEaNuTgAlLeRy:
🎶Where are you now 🎶
Lost Frequencies, Calum Scott
Elzora, naked plugged in... and hanging OUT.
theNUT(s): what's her favorite song 🥸
me: ask H-I-M 👉
THEm: WHO?
me: meh, I dunno.
ALLofTHEM: what do you mean- you don't know
me:: what do we ever really know?
A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G?!?!?
🤪
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HOThoemoment:
I'm gonna go put her to sleep
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Elzora, bbbbblllllllaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BlAh BLAH blahhhhhhhhhh BLAH bLah BLAH
me: 🤔
her: Blah bLAh BLAHHHHHHH, BlaH
me:🤔
her: BLAAAAAAAAAH blah bLaH BLAH
me:🤔
her: E-L-Z-O-R- are you EVEN listening?
me: 🧐
her: ELZORA!?!?!
me: Y-E-S. She puts them on a 6 month contract and then ensures they have to work in a different area because she knows there's ALWAYS a bigger case at hand
her: W-H-A-T? This isn't the fcuking casino Elzora
me: OR, she doesn't..... BUT T-H-E-Y do
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her: you weren't listening were you.
ponderings of a beauty bling butt: BUT, when shit starts to go sideways...
IT'S two different jurisDICK-tions.
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QUOTE of the DAY:
40,000 people HEARD that.
me: heard W-H-A-T
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HOThoeMOMENT:
SHE K-N-O-W-S how to RIDE
Vroooooooooooom VVVVRRRRRROOOOOOOM
🍆💦
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W-H-O CARES?!?!?!?
THEY just call M-E crazy
theNUT(s): WHO?
me:🫵🥸
🤡🫵
🐸👉
me: 🤏
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