❤️ confessions of a soon to be bedazzled butt bling hoe... ❤️
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her: is your license okay?
ponderings of bling beauty butt: HOW would she know I was at the registry?
theNUT(s): does that bitch have your info
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tHePeAnUtGaLlErY: she is his parrot.
THEyaYAyaaaaaa's: she paid CASH.
them(m): 🫵
TheEyEs: 🧐
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You LUCKY F-C-U-K
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MILFmoment:
I hope your cock pulses...
I M-E-A-N throbs when ever you think about me.
👀
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theEYE(s): W-H-A-T is SHE doing....
thePEEnut(s): I think she's.......
uuugggghhhh
She's doin IT....
I mean ....FCUK-
HIM
She's doing H-I-M-M-M-M-M
😮
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Confessions of a bling butt hoe: apparently I'm in my prime.
....S-e-x-U-ally 👀
The Elzora fcukmaster to the Cum lords....
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I had a epiphany, I mean a dick-phany...
THE only time in my life men and I have ever been on the same level
is in the bedroom.
I call it dickbrain.
🤷♀️
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randomness at it's finest:
FCUK much?
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HOThoemoment:
ooooohhhhhhh YEAH
I'm your fcuk puppet baeeeee.....B
🤣
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total FCUKbrain moment:
the CUMlords: E-L-Z-O-R-A were you listening....
me: Ugggggghhhhhhhhh.....
(trying to ponder sum thang)
me: uuuggggghhhhhhhhh
theCUMlords: SPIT it out already
ALLofUS: 🤣
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girlfriend: I dunno how you do it...
I MAKE them M-A-K-E me CUM...
ALL over their....
girlfriend: 💦 ok O-K-A-Y.
🤐
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The public paradox:
random unknown dude in public: you have a flat ass
me: MINES bigger than YOURS....IDIOT.
*gold star moment*
hoefriend: Elzora, did you call the police
me: what are they going to do? File a butthurt? I CAN call bylaw.
hoefriend: ☝️that's harASSment
me: Literally.
🙄
ALLofTHEM: 🤣 funny, NOT funny.
the girls: Elz'ie, we don't have an ass either- he shouldn't be shaming your body
hoe8:I hate going out in public
me: things have been quieter for me, until 3 weeks ago....
EVERY TUESDAY.
it's probably the SHIFT.
OLDladyHOE: isn't that when you left the other place
👀
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him: Elzora, your like a luxury vehicle I want to test drive.
me: vrrrroooooommmm vrrrroooooommmmmmm
💦🍆
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him with his face inbetween my leggs:
Y-O-U make me work for IT
🧐
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A Fleeting hobby hoe moment:
JOHN: dick deep....
"I miss you..."
me: 👀 ummmmmm Y-E-A-H, right.
(not past tense and is in my presence)
him: books your girlfriend less than a week later....
HOEfriends: he's just doing his rounds
🤣
theCUMlords: he paid your GF double
me: he W-I-L-L pay my new rates next time
ALLofTHEM: this dick gets A-R-O-U-N-D
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a WTFmoment:
YOU are a great piece of a woman.
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him: I can't get you out of my head:
The only place I live rent free....
is inbetween your EARS.
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Elzora trying to do math:
equation: determining the fcuk mileage factor.
If John saw you 5 times, at approximately 280
and you FCUK the entire time...
THEN: minus hosting fees each time at 60-100 a fcuk share
minus transportation there and back, between
time and/or
busses,
trains....
gas
energy.
but JOHN sees ONE girlfriend twice, at double your fee....for the same amount of time
WHO is making more?
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theNUMBerguy(s): is this mathematical, philosophical or FCUK theory
theHOBBYists: she's great mileage.
😁
me: hold on I'm still trying to work this out
🤓
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HOEfriends CUMittee meeting:
hoe4: have you seen asshole?
ALLtheHOES: our asshole(s) or hers?
me: 🤣
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We recycle DICKS.... often.
me: I re use them.
them: 👀
me: They always WANT to cum back.
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OLDMadamHOE:
Elzora, you might just need to get a room and fcuk it out.
I-T might stop if you do.
me: is this what we call a fcuk and see approach....
W-A-I-T this is RICH 🤣
reward bad behavior and make it a courtesy fcuk?
N-O-T SERIOUS.
TheCUMlords: a fcuk isn't going to get her out of his system.
me: if he wanted to FCUK, he'd book an appointment.
he's CHEAP
A-N-D
👀
I don't even KNOW who HE I-S.
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Hoe round table talk:
me: this guy I only see AND talk to when he books...
walked in and says: "You're stalking me"
allTheHOE(s) in unison: W-H-A-T?
👀
me: how do you even respond to THAT.
hoe06: I treat my clients with respect, but THAT there is trick territory
ALLofUS: 👀
me: I'm not even sure what to make of that.
hoe5: WHO does that?
hoe2: he's giving you your money.
🧐
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Elzora, you are my mid life crisis.
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THAT guy, 👉 is T-H-E ONLY guy I'd ever consider
FCUKing and then figuring it out....
like modern app dating....
GF: don't do it. You will have to FCUK to figure it out if you DO.
me:🫠
Don't I A-L-READ-Y.
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GF:...and you won't get a thing from him
me: 👀
GF: Y-E-S, but you get PAID now even if you can't pay your bills like we can
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Elzora, he is NOT going to make this EZ for you.
me: I could just LEAVE.
her: HOW much is that going to COST you.
me: I stayed when I should have just LEFT.
her: and maybe THEN you SHOULD have...
her2: we ALL saw how that went...
her: but NOW maybe you need to STAY if you think you should GO.
me: fcuked if I know, man.
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Never know if I'm cumming or going.
her2: Elz'ie, I don't know how you do it.
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I think you are an 11....
ponderings of a beauty bling butt:
I'm kind of like trash.
Sumbody elses garbage CAN b-e-e-e-e
someone elses treasure.
ALLofTHEM: E-L-Z-O-R-A 😵💫
me: oops, did I say THAT out loud?
the(m): you are NOT a piece of trash
me: I K-N-O-W THAT!
THEY obviously don't.
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my pussy is like comfort food.
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when you overhear a Johns support circle:
"Wing's and beer night"
him: THAT was ONLY suppose to be a BJ.
me: 😮👂
him4: you weren't suppose to fcuk her
him2: who's got the phone.... pass it over here
him5: there isn't wifi to connect to the app
me:🫠
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YOU look W-A-Y better than your pictures...
me: and THEY say flattery gets you everywhere.
him: I already paid you.
😮
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THAT guy was probably a perfect male specimen.
...if I ever did see one.
I fcuked him right stupid and didn't even close my eyes.
THEeye(s): well THAT is pussy progress.
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The elephant joke in YYC:
People don't ask how long you've been here,
....it's USUALLY how long you've been trying to leave.
How many years have you survived Calgary.
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When inspector pussy cums to visit:
him: Soooo, tell me, what's going on in your life and how have you been...
me: uuuuugggghhhh, you know......
just keeping it REAL.
him: is that a nice way of saying it's none of my business.
me: could be, depending on how you look at it.
🧐
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Everytime that guy is NEAR me he says stupid shit
her: he NEVER does THAT to me.
me: well he DOES to me
her: I know, I heard.
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as HE is leaving.....
"I'll be thinking about YOU....."
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The only time I want to be on my knees ....
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TheCUMlords:
You guys REALLY need to knock it off.
SHE W-I-L-L go to a homeless shelter....
and you are going to FCUK up
all of our SHIT, if SHE does.
theEYE(s): you don't know this one. She WON'T run to him.
thePEEnutGaLlErY: go and book her and give her HER money.
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