❤️ confessions of a soon to be bedazzled butt bling hoe... ❤️
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WHAT are you DOING.... RIGHT N-O-W
me: practicing my hooked on phonics
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Quote of the day:
I would L-O-V-E... THAT!
me: I think I would too...
or W-A-I-T
are we EVEN talking about the same thing?
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Your pussy has top security clearance
me: does that make ME classified?
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A guy who walks in like he owns the place...
him: Sooooooo you are "T-H-E" unpre-DICK-tability...that I've been hearing about, eh
me: 👀
him: Been dying to meet you.. LOVE IT, by the way.
me: meh... been called worse, but is THAT what they are calling me now?
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IF you WERE "MY" girlfriend...
is THAT what THIS is ABOUT?
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a BlAsT fRoM tHe PaSt:
sum dude: BABY.... B-A-B-Y
*going through my verbal rolodex*
THERE is only ONE person...
me: HOE-LY FCUK man!
him: I thought you were...
me: 👀
him: BlAh, BLLLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHH, blah BLAH BLAH, blAH AND I got married and...
me: whoa. You what?
him: BLAHHHHHHHHH, blah BLAH BlaH bLAAAAAAAAAh AND she has green eyes just like you
me: 🥴
him: you'll love her
me: if you do, so will I
him: but... SHE ISN'T YOU.... 🤐
me: UUUUuuuuGGGhhhhhhhhhh I gotta go
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tHe PeAnUt(s) GaLlErY:
She is ALL eyes.
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YOU are a mystery to me...
that I WANT to know
me: which piece of THAT puzzle are YOU?
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PhilospherHOE:
Is there such a thing as gaslighting without farting
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QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"The RIGHT circumstances"
me: is the emphasis on cirCUMstances... or... right?
What's left- then?
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tHe PeAnUt GaLlErY:
that wasn't destiny EZ... it was orchestrated
me: My pussy doesn't know the difference
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Are YOU okay...
I dunno, you TELL me....
the only thing I KNOW for a FACT, is that EVEN my fonts are fcuked.
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It's tragic... really.
YOU are such an amazing person, SO beautiful PLUS YOU ARE SANE...
and have a BIG heart.
me: 👀
I KNOW T-H-A-T, who else NEEDS TOO.
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I am enchanted by your magic Elzora
me: 👀
him: YOU are MAGIC.
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You should cum with us...
me: I got my hammock and tree straps ready-
WHEN are WE G-O-I-N-G 🤣
A YEAR LATER: still waiting 🙄
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me: your phone glitches just like mine...
HOE-LY FCUK batman, call ghostbusters, I mean Siri.
N-O-O-O, AI.
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YOU could pick ANY guy YOU WANT
me: is THAT so.
I need a 6 pack of husbands...
tHe PeAnUt GaLlErY:
YOU don't even drink beer 🤣
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YOU have THE perfect body.
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rAnDoM mUsInGs:
I have a feeling.... you might be QUITE kinky
me: it's ALWAYS the quiet ones
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Elzie Cock'er moment:
Have you been eating onions again....
me: they ALL want to kiss me
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it's all government'ie and shit up in here
tHe PeAnUt GaLlERy:
🤣🥸
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You put IT ALL out there...
DO I?
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The procession of very expensive vehicles doing a drive by....
are they on my good side 🤣
me: 👀
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YOU are hard to get.
If you are not IN my world, you are NOT apart of it.
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Why are you looking at me like that...
him: just admiring your beauty
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ThE hOe ScRipT:
a book called dexter with SUM memory bank....
him: what did you do to the book?
me: I pretended to read it
him: Oh?
me: Yep, I had it upside down the entire time
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him: and then?
me: he wanted me to unbutton my shirt
him: Oh? Where was he?
me: watching....
him: and den?
me: I unbuttoned my jeans...
him: W-H-A-T 🤣
him: should we even be talking about...
me: *interrupts* AND then I started touching myself
him: WHOA....WHERE WERE YOU while you were pretending to read and doing ALL this?
me: AT my location....🤓
him: 🥵
me: he came up with the role play and brought all the props
him: S-T-O-P.
me: YOU A-S-K-E-D.
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I love the way you tilt your head slightly... and slowly meet my glance with your eyes
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QUOTE of the day:
I can SEE what you are SAYING.
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I LOVE "Savage".
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Elzie....
me: Yes?
him: put your arms down at your side...
me: Okay....
him: close your hands...
me: Okay....
him: Do your knuckles touch the ground?
me: 🤣 NO....
him: I am happy to report YOU are NOT an orangutang 🙊
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*an out of context whisper*
I don't think you are listening to me...
me: I don't listen to anything...
BUT I HEAR EVERYTHING
me: 🎧
💦👇
signed,
Fearless GIRL
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ponderings of a beauty bling butt:
I am NEVER reading in the park AGAIN.
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philosopher HOE:
I am ready for you.
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JuSt DO yOu:
me: can I honk YOUR horn?
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tHe PeAnUt GaLlErY:
N-O-T like THAT.
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Word of the day:
S-H-O-C-K-I-N-G
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them: was that guy flirting with you
me: nope, just being friendly.
them: I think he was
me: he's like THAT with everyone
them: you should have seen the way he was looking at you
me: you guys sound like the peanut gallery.
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I feel like I am married:
I have to schedule my sex life.
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ThE PeAnUt GaLlErY:
them4: THAT is a beautiful ring...who's the lucky guy...
them3: I didn't know you had a boyfriend
me: I DON'T
ALL of them: 😂
me: *admiring my sparkle on the wrong finger*
EVERYONE wants what they can't have...
I might be onto sumthang.
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How do you cent(s) me?
ponderings of a beauty bling butt:
Once science catches up, everything might change
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I miss you.
signed,
Mister Potatoe Head
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What are you going to do later
me: go play arcade games and get drunk
him: 🤣 you're not serious, are you?
me: TOTALLY.
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Someone tells you to slow down when you're not speeding and they are waving you through.
me: brainFCUK much?
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A radio host who doesn't get feet:
Calls them- LegHANDS
😂😂🤣🤣
My ADVICE: don't quit your day job.
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him: I will chase you
me: YOU don't have too, you HAVE my number
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YOU are in really great shape...
me: T-H-A-N-K-S
I do my kegels.
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T-H-E Sheep dogs doing tricks
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When you size up a dick and know there's a mathematical equation somewhere on how it SHOULD work
... I mean, fit.
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Is your cock loaded??
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CUM home with me...
MILFYmoment:
YOU don't have to ask me twice magic dick
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Quote of the day:
"I'm not finished with you...
Y-E-T..."
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😳 OR🥵
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"WE are on the SAME page...."
me: What book are you FCUKing READING...?
tHe PeAnUt GaLlErY:
😂
you MEAN, which chapter?
me: 👀
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him: I like to eat!!!!!!
me: I like stuffing my face with a lot of things too...
...like, cocks..... and foooooood
and....
him: 💦
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Name blunder:
Alzora
me: even my fake name is artificially intelligent
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When a guy is committed to your pussy:
"I can send an e-transfer".
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me: I don't DO pussy transfers
Cash is golden in pussyville... man!
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Elzie cock'er advice:
LAUGH for fcuk(s)....sakes
it's the best recipe for life
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ThE PeAnUt GaLlERy:
so is fcuking.
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HoW nOt To BoOk:
him: Hello Elzora
me: Hello. Please include all info requested in my ad to arrange
him: Bye. I'm not here for an interview 😆
me: Its called an intro man, IF you'd like me to shake your dick-include it!
him: lol
him: I'm Ed hun
me: For erectile disfunction or ED the sock?
him: The former lol
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I can give it...
AND
I can FCUKing take it
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When people talk about being low volume...
I say lets get real...and keep it real
Your mine during OUR time.
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