❤️ confessions of a soon to be bedazzled butt bling hoe... ❤️
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Quote of the day:
"Do you bed all the Brits Elzora?"
me: I think it's...
my black hair...
...or ALL my eyes
I mean it's all IN the the eyes 🤣
him: ... *nodding* 🧐
me: in the 14th century they/you probably burned me at the stake...
him: you ARE q-u-i-t-e special Miss Elzora...that is undeniable...
I have been watching you...
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When he has to put his binoculars on to read you.
me: what do you see 🥸
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FAQ update(d) on my website:
reader's digest version...
blah blah... Blaaaaaaaaaaaah. Blah bllllllaaaaaaahhhh bbbbbbbbblah blah blah! B-L-A-H blah blllllllllaaaaaaahhhhh. BLAH (🍰 ◼️(d) )
The fine BUTT big print 💕
If you put your bleeping bleep in my bleep without a bleep, or bleeping bleep bleep with the bleep, I will bleep you right up
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Wholesome HOEmoment:
I leave you better off... than before you found me
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I'm sorry I had to borrow you from all your boyfriend's... for a bit
me: 👀
him: we ALL love YOU.
me: 🧐
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MILFmoment:
When your awaiting your dates confirmation for a group Valentine Day event, that hopefully involves all my holes...and senses;
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You can BE mine as well, the more the merrier
Must play well with others.
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HOEmoment:
him: are you on your way to work out Elzie...?
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me: ya man... gonna go lift some cocks 🤣
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MUSINGS from the peanut gallery...
them: EZ gets around.
him: .... she DOES now.
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Wide eyed and bushy tailed... spring is in the air
me: happy to take my boots off 4x4 mode 🤓
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HOEmoment:
him: I can't text you on this number
me: you just DID 🤣
When you wish you knew who was on the other end
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WHO are YOU.
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Quote of the day:
at an unplanned sleepover...
him: do you want to take your face off
me: where should I put it?
🤣😭😅
If I did cake face, I'd put it in the refrigerator 🥸
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Philosopher HOE:
Resistance is futile.
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You are in good hands... my friend
We ARE good 🥰
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I never met anyone who didn't want to cum.
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HOEmoment:
I am the type of trouble people want to get into
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Pussy Service Announcement:
My orangutan arms are longer than the length of a spinners legs.
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When a/the cock(s) love(s) a pusSAAAAYyyyy...
Keeps me cumming back for more 💦
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Fact:
I CAN FCUK ON THE FIRST DATE.
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New name blunder:
Eliza
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Elzie Cock'er moment:
Eat me
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HOEmoment:
him: I. JUST. WANT. T-O. KISS. YOU.
me: ooooohhhhhhhh?
Like a big smack a rooooooooo... butt WHERE?
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The uniserve is hard at work, cum again 😁
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When the world is your oyster...
I am your shiny pearl.
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Quote of the day:
him: YOU have no idea how GOOD you are ...
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me: 👀
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Random moments within an ears length:
...as I do a walk by on my way to into the grocery store; a conversation you can't unhear.
him: I have a REALLY big hard ON
me: 👀
observations of a bling butt hoe:
Huston we have a problem(o)... nothing about his potential boner is appealing- infact, quite the opposite
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curious ponderings of a beauty bling butt...
BUTT... WHO was he talking too?
YOU crossed my mind.
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bling for the count...TOO
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hotHOEmoment:
him: I think he likes you...
ponderings of a beauty bling butt hoe: even dicks get pronouns in my world.
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CrAy cRaY aT iTs FiNeSt:
When you are somehow the talk talk of parties you haven't even gone to yet...
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tHe PeAnUt GaLLeRy WiThIn ThE hOuR:
... and THEN... bLaH bbbbbbLLLLaaaAaaaH BLAH bbbblah blah blllllaaaah... BLaH
Ponderings of a beauty bling butt: who needs to go out when you are already there in spirit and gossip...
I heard. 👀👂
Only to bee a fly on THAT wall: priceless.
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MILFmoment:
When the big juicy cums to town... you know you are in for a ride 🙊
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Quote of the day:
"Tonight is THE night Elzie...I wanna FCUK you under every star there is..."
me: I'm warming up my broomstick FCUK boi's
nevermind the full balloon 🎈 in the sky, have you SEEN the MoOn
Wanna be the man in the moon?
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Quote of the day:
"easy peasy... " in a completely unrelated non HOE context moment.
me inbetween my EARS: you have NOOOOO idea 🤣
I-T-' S capital E, space, capital Z, space to YOU...
BUTT...in all seriousness: is that a statement, question, comment or opinion 🤔
...you know, just fact checking 🥸
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HOEmoment:
him: when I think of you... I get hard
This must be the theory behind when the thought really counts 💕
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The light bulb moment 💡
him: "Eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssssyyyyyyyyyy"
a common phrase often used in my company when he's about to explode before we even really get started... and realizes IT'S my tight ass pussy that was nicknamed eeeaaassssyyyyyyyyyy
The ahhhh haaa moment: priceless
him: you are cheeky and clever aren't you Elzzzzz, I get it now.
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When YOU talk through everyone else:
him: I WANT to FCUK you...
me: 👀
Silent ponderings of the right kind of hoe...
me: hmmmmm like... L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y
OR
Figuratively. 🤔
Sometimes one... or the other?
Or both?
I created options 😜
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THAT was hot as FCUK... Miss. EZ
me: wood you expect anything less with me apart of that equation?
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Quote of the day:
"I believe in karma..."
ponderings of a face FCUKer:
That doesn't explain all the bad, the good experience
me: Grounded in goodness...
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MILFmoment:
Lucky in lust.
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Quote of the year: "Your eyelashes are EPIC..."
me: I have a theory about them eyelashes, I tell ya
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I know YOU know.
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When a gent has over $5,000 on him and shows you;
Pays you less than 500 of booked time...
BUTT then spends over 5 hours with you... unpaid...but should be paid 🙄
the math doesn't add up 🤔
Triple 5's in numerology mean sumthang...
Anyone able to solve this equation?
Uniserve?
ThE PeANuT GaLLeRy: yOu gOt FcUk(eD) BuTt hIs LoSs...iN ThE LoNg tErM
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Do good(er)s HARD at work
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him: she IS b-E-a-U-t-I-f-U-l behind the door
me: 👀
ponderings of a bling butt beauty hoe: esthetic pleasentries are reserved for those who SEE me
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Let's get our luck on
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When your phone(s) start glitching;
Elzora's IT solution: call a friend
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*starts pushing buttons*
me: heeeelllllllllllllllooooooooooo is anybody there...
...oh, ET... I mean SIRI...call ghostbusters- my phone(s) not working and my google's broken 🥴 🤣
*DeAd LiNe*
sumbody: what's your location
How the FCUK 🧐
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